100 worst sentences that has something to do with chess

2. I can beat you in chess in four moves.

4. The horsey moves in a C shape right?

5. Can I eat your Queen?

6. Can kings promote too? 

9. In the end of the day, it is all about money.

10. I lost the white castle and black will win.

(I just made some blunders into the game)

12. How many moves can you think ahead?

13. No, no, no! If you can't make a legal move, you have lost man, I assure you!

14. "100 worst sentences that has something to do with chess." (sic)

Just an example of someone else commenting on a position I show them.

(Excited voice, as they have discovered something tricky.)

"What if you moved this here and then they would move this like that and take out that guy and then you could move the castle there and then if he or she took the knight then you could take their queen.  Or no, because if you did that they could just move their bishop there, huh?  I don't know... good luck"

17. If I win, do I keep the set?

18. Can you castle with the queen?

19. Can you castle the pawn?

AND Finally,

20. Can I promote the pawn to a king?