1000 reasons ur not a gm
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5. You play 1.f3 2.g4
Jul 25, 2023
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#6
I'm going to ignore the fact that you spelled "your" wrong, but I might come back to that later.
9. Only plays one of these 3 openings:
Black:
Jul 25, 2023
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#7
10. your awareness of the board state
11. long diagonals
12. get forked constantly
13. not seeing the checks, both sides
14. you play egotistically, not thinking what your opponent wants to do
15. not throwing your opponent off their moves they would normally play
Jul 25, 2023
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#8
16: Always plays what my friend calls "The Anti-Wayward Queen Attack"
While it may work in this case, it won't work if no one plays Wayward Queen Attack.
18. This is what happens in a game.
22. You learn a new trap off the internet and then play it in a match, but their follow up is never the same as what you just saw so now you have to rethink your strategy 8-10 moves in.
23. You think a discovery check is a paycheck that got found in the mail.
24. You're the one person Gotham yells at in GTE
Aug 11, 2023
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#17
25. You win the U1 WCC at the age of 0.5, earning the title of GM, but it is removed by FIDE after they realize there is no U1 WCC.
heres a couple reasons
1. u dont know what a “double check” is
2. u throw ur laptop every time u lose a game of bullet chess
3. u play the sicillian because you think playing e4 is too “generic”
4. u play a single game of chess somedays
plz number the posts