68. you didn't know you were playing chess so you started microwaving your dishwasher instead.
1000 reasons why you lost 300 elo in two days.
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Jul 24, 2025
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#66
Mala-Anettka wrote:
20 is me anyway 67.trying to play king of the hill in normal game
I actually did that lol
Jul 24, 2025
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#67
71. Your brother ate food and needed to go to the dentist and also threw a tantrum and ended up breaking your iPad in the end😭😭😭
Jul 26, 2025
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#68
72. Your device is so tiny that it’s impossible to see what is happening
Jul 26, 2025
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74. Your device got broken while playing chess because a truck ran over it which then crashed into a train which was late to Central Station where the airport train was early because Flight CH3SS was late because Flight CH3CKM4T3 got delayed by the ATC because the weather was so bad that the sun couldn’t rise and an international emergency was happening. (Continue pls)
Jul 26, 2025
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#71
The international emergency was that there was a large UFO 🛸 blocking the sun which is why it seemed the sun couldn’t rise and since your device was in little pieces the wind carried it away and into your garbage can. Meanwhile, the UFO 🛸 banned chess.com and you lost all your games.
Jul 28, 2025
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77. Your friend said that if you would resign your next 47 games, they would get you a new Xbox
Jul 29, 2025
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79. My cat was sleeping on the mouse and keyboard at the same time in the middle of my games and made me lose every one
You're a few moves away from winning when a random stray cat breaks in through your attic and you have to get it out before the dogs notice
Your pawns started a revolution and killed your king
You have hallenged your friend into playing but it turns out he was Magnus C. And he gothu in 3 moves
20 is me anyway 67.trying to play king of the hill in normal game