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1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game
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169. you play chess and you get some numbers
Aug 6, 2023
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#86
172. Your favorite song plays and you are losing your focus on the chess game, and then once the song hits the chorus, you made a blunder then you keep dancing, after the chorus, you went back to your game and when you look at it, its checkmate
173.
you suffer annihilation.
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you went to sleep
176-party started
Aug 6, 2023
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#90
177. You were watching Gothamchess's video while playing and got banned for outside assistance.
178. used martin for assistance
179. You knocked yourself out accidentally.
180. You're a 100 elo who kept losing.
181. u r Metal Mario and once u press the mouse it is destroyed
182. Your friend, who is 100 elo because he is smurfing, but is actually really good, challenges you to a game during math class, with you not knowing he is actually good at the game. You are surprised that you can't beat him right away, and then the teacher sees the game, tells you to turn it off, AND THEN YOU LOSE ALL YOUR ELO BC YOUR FRIEND IS SMURFING. (You are like 1000 elo and just lost to a 100 elo causing you to become 200 elo)
Aug 7, 2023
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#96
183. An alien spacecraft abducted you and conducted experiments for 10 minutes. When you got back there was only one second left.
Aug 7, 2023
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#97
184. you look outside the window and see kids playing in the park there is a little dog there and u get to distracted and run down to the park and pet it but u forgot your chess game by the time u realise your time runs out and you throw a huge tantrum at your computer
Aug 7, 2023
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#98
185. you're up 15-20 points of material and feel like "eh, whatever. i just play some random move because i can't find mate right now"
186. you lose to checkmate in one the next move, because you don't pay attention to king safety at all times (true story)
187. you retreat your pieces for no reason at all
188. play some pawn move that does nothing when you don't know what to do and just give the advantage back to your opponent
189. capture with the queen instead of the rook in certain situations that would've been mate immediately
190. block in your king with your own pieces
191. mistake the directions the pawns go the opposite way
192. capture every piece when you feel like you have to rub in the win and why wouldn't you do that, right? stalemate immediately after
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