What a coincedence!
1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

226.ur an adult, and ur so focused on ur chess game that u glance at ur watch and ur work starts at 10.00AM and it's 4.00PM

And u finally get to work, and ur work is finished, so u drive all the way home and ur chess game says 0.1 second left

227.you play a game and then it’s the end of the world
228.you play and then you get disconnected
229.you explode while playing
230.skibidi toilet kills you
231. You do ski while playing and then you hit a tree
322.you play a game and then you get teleported into space
and finally pls text my forums so that I will give you an award!
235. You are completely winning against a GM in a bullet game but then...Joe Mama calls you by your full name

236. Your dog eats your mouse. 237. You feel an strong urge to pee 238. You die because of insomnia 239. You are kicked by chess.com 240. You're crush asks for a two handed handjob and you cant deny
OMG! @GeniusLarry ur account info is also a rickroll!