1000 reasons you lost a game

Or the reason you win is cause your opponent cheats and miss reads an engine move
149: Chess.com bans you for sandbagging
150: Your sister tickles-haha-you for not-haha-playing with her-hey, that tickles! (Note: this is happening to me right now btw)
151: Herobrine infects your pc so you can't play @ppandchess on a daily match
152: Your screen time's up

153. Duolingo :Your Spanish lesson needs completion, do the next 5 lessons and we will return your monitor.
You fail to retrieve your monitor in time and you run out of time.
153: Your little sister uses your pc and eats it while 6 coolmathgames tabs are running in the background
154: ACNH Bob shows up at your house and shoots Alekhine's Gun at you
153: Your little sister uses your pc and eats it while 6 coolmathgames tabs are running in the background
154: ACNH Bob shows up at your house and shoots Alekhine's Gun at you
sry the tab didnt refresh until i posted this so i meant 154 and 155
76. here is the reason exactly as 74 (classic link):
Click here for the 1000000000000000000-year-old meme.
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Probably deleted by who wrote it.
lol it wasnt deleted haha
157: You run out of time while using stockfish
158: Your opponent hacks the game into making your mouse automatically play the worst move possible
159: You wanted to lose
159: You get emotional damage
200: You hate winning
??? You jumped 40 things

Your cat decides to headbutt you so hard it leaves fur on your face and you sneeze and press the wrong move