1000 reasons you lost a game

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Caffeineed
Opponent cheats
BigChessplayer665
Caffeineed wrote:
Opponent cheats

Or the reason you win is cause your opponent cheats and miss reads an engine move

Kyobir

147: You brought checkers pieces to a chess match.

fred1259

148. Your opponent pulls a gun a shot you and you run out of time

SpanishStallion
There are over 10000 reasons why we lose at chess
thorbertflu

149: Chess.com bans you for sandbagging

150: Your sister tickles-haha-you for not-haha-playing with her-hey, that tickles! (Note: this is happening to me right now btw)

151: Herobrine infects your pc so you can't play @ppandchess on a daily match

152: Your screen time's up

mateuszwieru

153. Duolingo :Your Spanish lesson needs completion, do the next 5 lessons and we will return your monitor. 

You fail to retrieve your monitor in time and you run out of time.

thorbertflu

153: Your little sister uses your pc and eats it while 6 coolmathgames tabs are running in the background

154: ACNH Bob shows up at your house and shoots Alekhine's Gun at you

thorbertflu
thorbertflu wrote:

153: Your little sister uses your pc and eats it while 6 coolmathgames tabs are running in the background

154: ACNH Bob shows up at your house and shoots Alekhine's Gun at you

sry the tab didnt refresh until i posted this so i meant 154 and 155

thorbertflu
Neithersafenorsus wrote:
thorbertflu wrote:
Neithersafenorsus wrote:

76. here is the reason exactly as 74 (classic link): 
Click here for the 1000000000000000000-year-old meme.

where is 75? I'll do it. 75. jfdksaljflkea;jflkdja and fdhsak;lhgfreahglka;jfkdls team up to jfdklasjflkds you.

Probably deleted by who wrote it.

lol it wasnt deleted haha

thorbertflu
cooldog19132 wrote:

157: You run out of time while using stockfish

158: Your opponent hacks the game into making your mouse automatically play the worst move possible

159: You wanted to lose

159: You get emotional damage

200: You hate winning

??? You jumped 40 things

randomchessguy555

Your cat decides to headbutt you so hard it leaves fur on your face and you sneeze and press the wrong move

Elmolm
156 you just you have 0iq 160 you have to do everything
owengarriott
Guys We’re on 245
246: You sell ur monitor by accident and u don’t have chess on any other device
HonestHufflepuff

247 u fall asleep on a 150 hour drive

bigbeast321

248 you mouse slip

249 you run out of battery

bigbeast321

250 you lose bc stockfish says the wrong move and it actually is a blunder

bigbeast321

251 you resign bc you do not like 1 c4

bigbeast321

252 you lose bc you have to go to do a number one but then it changes into a number two and you run out of time

bigbeast321

253 you lag bc you are playing on a nokia and it lags so much that it exploded and causes it to forfiet the chess game