346 you call report cheaters who had a 100% accuracy and Chess.com bans YOU because they say 'Sorry we have to ban you because you reported someone who was not cheating'
1000 reasons you lost a game
346 you call report cheaters who had a 100% accuracy and Chess.com bans YOU because they say 'Sorry we have to ban you because you reported someone who was not cheating'
Nah they can't ban you for reporting someone they can ban you for verbal abuse though you should change it "because I started hurling insults at them for a 100% accuracy opening trap " lol

12.You find out your friend is on and join their game
13. You know your gonna lose
14:you wanna make an acheviment so you lose the game on purpose to get the goal
339:Mr.Beast tells you to throw your game for 10000$
What if the game is worth $1 million?

You play a move and your opponent found a tactical combination and loss the piece which could eventually lead to your loss because of frustration.
361: Minecraft VLLR Creepypasta is real and infects your PC so you can't play chess
362: A chessboard walks into a bar. The board happens to be chess.com. Chess.com thinks you pointed a gun at it, so it bans you.

363: you clicked on this link and got hypnotized by the anime girl
345. your opponent tracked you down and ate you