DrNostalgia wrote:
This is Tim. Say hi to Tim. ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
He definitely won't be important later...
you lose because tim is hugging you too much
1000 reasons you lost a game
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Aug 18, 2024
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#723
Idk_WhatIDoHere wrote:
662. their king escaped to z26 and u were unable to checkmate him, and you got flagged
Technically that one is 664
665: Your little sibling takes over and has never played chess.
Aug 18, 2024
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#725
666:
OH NO! TIM HAS SUMMONED SATAN! LOOKS LIKE YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
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Aug 19, 2024
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#727
667: You spent too long writing a fanfic about DUO VS TIM: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
Aug 19, 2024
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#729
mateuszwieru wrote:
653. Duolingo is hunting you down for not completing your daily lesson.
Yep! Fortunately I always keep my streak
Aug 19, 2024
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#730
669: You play a looooooong daily game and the big freeze happens, along with heat death. Your subatomic particles are put one observable universe away from each other. You lose on time.
Aug 22, 2024
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#734
670: Your chess pieces have negative mass and are repelled away from you. Like that even matters though, because they'd start start travelling faster than the speed of light for all eternity, speeding past your light come and entering an Einstein Penrose gate and speeding off into another universe. Bye, bye chess pieces. Yeah, that's scientifically correct (I think) because its physically impossible for negative mass objects to go slower than light and it would cost them energy to decelerate.
671: You start a game and then realise you have to go back to work. UGH!
Aug 23, 2024
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#736
DrNostalgia wrote:
670: Your chess pieces have negative mass and are repelled away from you. Like that even matters though, because they'd start start travelling faster than the speed of light for all eternity, speeding past your light come and entering an Einstein Penrose gate and speeding off into another universe. Bye, bye chess pieces. Yeah, that's scientifically correct (I think) because its physically impossible for negative mass objects to go slower than light and it would cost them energy to decelerate.
No, negative destroys positive matter.
Aug 24, 2024
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#737
Max_Byatler wrote:
DrNostalgia wrote:
670: Your chess pieces have negative mass and are repelled away from you. Like that even matters though, because they'd start start travelling faster than the speed of light for all eternity, speeding past your light come and entering an Einstein Penrose gate and speeding off into another universe. Bye, bye chess pieces. Yeah, that's scientifically correct (I think) because its physically impossible for negative mass objects to go slower than light and it would cost them energy to decelerate.
No, negative destroys positive matter.
So the pieces just disintegrate the board? Wouldn’t that be a draw?
Aug 24, 2024
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#739
673: you're so agitated over heyletsplayftw's goofy daily puzzle reviews that you cant focus
661: You were called for dinner.
662: You have to go somewhere, like school