1000 reasons you lost a game

701: You smeared mercury over your opponent's pieces but still got checkmated

Hmmm…sounds like a Gotham chess video…

Oh, I already ate stockfish, he was yummy

That wouldn’t trigger mittens, that would excite mittens

U are tired so u go sleep but u forgot u play chess and u lose on time

dont you dare reference that one....

703:

704:you close your account in the mid game and isolate yourself from the rest of the world

705: YOUR LIFE IS JUST A LIE and you lose on time from depression

706: That one puzzle where you think it's backrank checkmate but the rook blocks the check while giving discovery check and wins the game

planck time 10^-35

707: you get swarmed by water and drowned

708:you have to go to a concert to play rush e

709: You follow hikaru’s moves like the bong cloud but end up losing, cuz’ your not as good

The mercury smearing really happened

710: You decide to throw the game because u want to do something else

711:your opponent spawns zombies and skelatons to braek apart your peices

712: You "sacrifice" your queen for stalemate, but then realise your clock is still ticking.

713:You fell for the tennison

714:You were at the School and had to go to a lesson