1000 reasons you lost a game

728. You broke your spine during the game

729. Your opponent comes to your house and clicks resign on your laptop

U have to go do something

730. You hit your head on the wall and faint, and so lose on time.

731. Your house explodes via time bomb.

732. You play f4 g4

you win

733: Your mom says we go to the McDonald's

734:your in the green dragon inn

735. The music your listening to cusses while one of your parents are in your room and they get mad

736. Your house gets nuked

That one was already said but ok

737:You realize that the one hundred rated guy your playing against, is magnus Carlson’s Smurf account

738: You try the Botez gambit and lose your queen. You go soooo sad that you don’t realize a mate in 1. You resign.

739. Your computer gives up on life

740. Your cat knocks coffee over your device

741. You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and. You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and You find out that you have a long lost twin sibling that lives all the way across the world and you set out to find them but fall down a trap with spikes at the end of the bottom but then you wake up only to find that your in the middle of a chess match and I think you understand

742. You read that essay.

743. You wrote that essay

744. You were to busy reading 1000 reasons why you lost a game