1000 reasons you lost a game

745. You were too busy writing something to put here

746. You were watching Michael Jackson music videos (I'm sure we all know how long those are)

747:You were having a sugar rush

748. You took the opponents' king by your own king what is an illegal move. The previous touching of the kings was not reported to the arbiter. <real case>

749. You used a second-hand toy to cheat, got infected and were forced to leave the tournament.

Y’all missed the opportunity for 747 to be “in a boeing 747 that crashed”

750: ABSOLUTE DEPRESSION (from missing out the opportunity to do ‘in a Boeing 747 that crashed’)

751:You're an anarchy chess Redditer and… ….EN PASSANT OR A BRICK ON YOUR… you get the gist.

You were reading this forum without realising you were in the middle of the game. (752)

752. Your cocaine was mislabeled

754.You are so blind that you moved a queen instead of a bishop

755.That one BISHOP ONE L99 taking your queen

756.The pieces didn't load(its actually a big on chess.com) and oxygen took your queen

757.

You didnr hear the checkmate or resignation sound

759:u was focused on burning the essay 2 pages ago

Burning? Ok wow

748:because yes

You were playing Snake.io during the game

749: your pet mosesliped mate in 1