1000 reasons you lost a game

762. Looking at the engine and realised you're playing bullet so you lose on time

763: you get infected by brainrot so much you don't even know how the pawns move so you lose

764: you are A 1 y/o baby and don't even know what is a computer to begin with so u lose

763. You started playing chess long ago but just when you were getting the hang of the the sun dies of old age, the earth is shattered leaving nothing behind

I’m back

You play my opening

765: you're bad

768. You resign so you can add another reason to this forum.

769. You're to lazy to play a game you started so you resign

770. You would rather play Fortnite Reload to increase your rank than increase your rating

771. You played a USCF game thinking it was unrated and purposely lost

772. You're missing a cell known as the brain

773. You accidentally started the game and accidentally played a move and lost on time

774: Ya the big boy and underestimate the small boy and ya lose the game.

775: You don't know how to play chess

776: You started a game in school, the principal was coming to you so you lock it in the locker and you forgot your combination and since you can't get your device you lose of time.

777: this is your first game

778: cornhub

779: you texted the girls in dubai and got abducted

780:you play resign gambit

781:you play sandemiersky gambit

782:you do this