1000 reasons you lost a game

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significantpeanut

Your opponent plays London and you fall asleep 783

significantpeanut

784 you do this

785 you are 100 and you have 1 second to live
 
divitrocks2012

786: Your rating is -100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

doggo6912
789:you sleep during the game and lose on time
N1rag

790. You are as good as me

David_Mary
lmh50 wrote:

(3) Your opponent seems a decent person who's played a really good game until about move 25, when they blundered their queen. You felt so bad you offered a draw, they took three minutes to refuse, and you found you'd lost on time. This may be one of the reasons you're a 450 player who gazes up at the dizzy heights of 600-ratings with envy.

Make a move, then offer a draw. They decline by moving. It uses their time, not yours. Maybe someone already pointed this out, I haven't read the whole thread.

Adwaitdhole1

791. Your not Magnus Carlsen

SacrifycedStoat
792 you take your own Queen
David_Mary

876: You failed to calculate... kinda like the numbering system being attempted in this thread.

Im_superbored2045

794 you play 30 secs and lost on time lol and u blunder everything lol

David_Mary

423: you forgot to count how many actual reason were listed in the 1000 reasons you lost a game thread, so you tried to count them and even before page two you realized nobody has the numbers right anymore, but they slap a number on there anyway. But you should have been paying attention to your game.

Im_superbored2045

Bruh

David_Mary

GavinTheKing668

I c-can't believe that this forum

divitrocks2012

796: Ya think ya better but ya stupod that you can't even spell the word that was 13 words before this word

RussianKrash52
Hello
significantpeanut

797.You were playing with a chocolate chessboard and your 1 yr old brother eats your pieces

significantpeanut

798.You have mate in one but there’s a hole in your device right where the mate is

significantpeanut

You fell for the Stafford gambit

significantpeanut

799