784 you do this
785 you are 100 and you have 1 second to live
1000 reasons you lost a game
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786: Your rating is -100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Oct 15, 2024
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#886
lmh50 wrote:
(3) Your opponent seems a decent person who's played a really good game until about move 25, when they blundered their queen. You felt so bad you offered a draw, they took three minutes to refuse, and you found you'd lost on time. This may be one of the reasons you're a 450 player who gazes up at the dizzy heights of 600-ratings with envy.
Make a move, then offer a draw. They decline by moving. It uses their time, not yours. Maybe someone already pointed this out, I haven't read the whole thread.
Oct 15, 2024
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#889
876: You failed to calculate... kinda like the numbering system being attempted in this thread. 
Oct 15, 2024
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#890
794 you play 30 secs and lost on time lol and u blunder everything lol
Oct 15, 2024
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#891
423: you forgot to count how many actual reason were listed in the 1000 reasons you lost a game thread, so you tried to count them and even before page two you realized nobody has the numbers right anymore, but they slap a number on there anyway. But you should have been paying attention to your game.
796: Ya think ya better but ya stupod that you can't even spell the word that was 13 words before this word
Oct 19, 2024
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#897
797.You were playing with a chocolate chessboard and your 1 yr old brother eats your pieces
Oct 19, 2024
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#898
798.You have mate in one but there’s a hole in your device right where the mate is
Your opponent plays London and you fall asleep 783