1000 reasons you lost a game

800 your opponent moves your pieces 800 yay

we're so close to 1000 posts

That’s just called chess boxing

802 you need to feed your dog that is barking for food

804, Your opponent has a pet fish names Stockfish

805. You beat Roblox Doors when you're in the best position and you're so happy that you misclick and make the worst blunder

btw here is my 1000 reasons you lost a game link: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-reasons-you-lost-a-game-make-stuff-up

806 Your ceiling stockfish falls on your head

807. You get eaten my your cat, who then walks over your keyboard and makes you lose

Your In stalemate But when your not looking he replaces the queen with the Amazon (Queen+knight) And checkmates you

WHY?!

Your Sister is leaning on you

808

809.U need to go to the bathroom.( I don't play in the bathroom.)

I got rick rolled

810. Ur dog eats ur computer.

811.Your dog breaks your back you forgot how to play chess.

812.Your mum said that you are banned from playing chess.

813.Your computer farts so much you throw it at your cat.