1000 reasons you lost a game

815.you are a beginner and you spend all of your time trying to move a pawn backwards

816.your opponent steals your pieces while your in the bathroom

817.

818.last game your opponent did this checkmate to you

so you are crying but you accidentally start a bullet game and you lose on time

819.your opponent is your sibling and he steals your laptop and plays these moves:

820.you are playing on a spinning chair and someone pushes it and you fall and get a bruise and you have to go to the doctor and you lose on time

821.you play the Sicilian but you only studied 2 nf3 so you resign when he plays the alapin

822.you get alien hand syndrome(when your hand seems to have a mind of its own) and it blunders all your pieces

823.you think your stockfish cheating but its actually Martin disguised as stockfish

I have not hands

824.Rick Astley comes to your house and rickrolls you in person when you have 1 second on the clock

825.your opponent bribes chess.com to rigg the game.

826.You're playing with Magnus Carlsen.

#827 you accidentally try to copy your opponent

Your opponent sent u this free game analysis link when u have 10 seconds left and it automatically plays

829: The army pulls up to your house and eats you

831.Your dog dies in the middle of a chess game.

832.Your opponent gives ONE SECOND in rapid.

833. Your fish is drowning and you go save it but you lose on time

834. A ROBBER broke into your house.