1000 reasons you lost a game

854.you get disqualified for sitting on your opponents knights

855.you butt-click the play button and lose on time

856: You put the mineral Mercury on your opponents side and get disqualified for poisoning your opponent.

857: You turned out to be already banned from FIDE because of #856 and they stop your game immediately and give your opponent the win.

858: Bobby fischer comes back to life, eats the president of whatever country you live in and Chess.com and Bing.com get banned as fischer is the new pres.

859: There's a Bishop in the 4th dimension checkmating you, you don't realize it and you moved your pawn to the 8th Dimension while your opponent takes your King with the Bishop.

860: It’s mate in 1 for you when a pool table falls on your head knocks you unconscious and you lose on time.

861: your sneezing moved a piece in the ith dimension which was an illegal move and you pressed the clock and you lost.

Woww

862.You slept and lost a rapid game.

865: your opponent has a baseball bat and clonks you on the head

866: same as 865 but with a frying pan

Paul Morphy comes back from the dead and destroys you

867

868: you brag about how good a chess player you are and magnus Carlson comes to destroy you

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1000 comment

869.Hikaru DESTROYS you.

871. you perform botez gambit

We finally got to 1000 posts🎉

872. Your mum forces you to resign because you had her as your opponent.