1000 reasons you lost a game

974: The Chessboard is a Pizza – You thought you were playing on a pizza, not a chessboard. Every time you tried to move a piece, you instinctively picked up a slice and tried to take a bite. Unsurprisingly, you lost your game... and your appetite.

975: Your among us trap remix ringtone jumpscared you so hard that you knocked your own king off the board.

976: ur windows crashed

977: chess.com got banned in your country, in the middle of your match

975.You went to the bathroom for an hour and lost on time.

I mean 979

980 you followed spam forum

981 you lagged

982 you were busy scrolling through

983 you have pneumonioultramicroscopicsillicovocaniconiosis

984 you were typiing

985. A friend trolled you starting a match without you noticing

986: you have adhd

987: you have Parkinson's

988: you have ocd

989: you have pneumonia

990: you have down syndrome

991: you have stage 69420 ligma balls cancer

992:you have depression

993: you have bipolar