1000 reasons you lost a game

U get checkmated

140. ur mom calls u to bring something for her, and u run out of time

141. u go to the bathroom and see ur sibling press resign

142. there is a teeny tiny spider on ur computer and u run out of time trying to grab it

143. you got caught smiling in public by the police.

144 u resign

145. You're listening too an audiobook while playing and your favorite character dies, so you have to go cry in a corner.

146 u crash in a car

147 u accidentally drop ur phone in a toilet

148 your mom asked you to take the trash out

149. Your brother offers to "help".

150. you forget how to move your hand. By the time you figure it out, you lost on time

151: The sun got in your eye and you hung your queen

152: Your dad starts vacuuming, so you get distracted.

153: Your mom wants you to help her figure out how to use the remote control when you have 0.01 seconds in a bullet game.

154: A bird flies in your house and breaks your computer

155. You get bored

156: Lightning strikes your computer

157: You run out of time while using stockfish

158: Your opponent hacks the game into making your mouse automatically play the worst move possible

159: You wanted to lose

159: You get emotional damage

200: You hate winning

1000 ur opponent is a huge crybaby