1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

Morris_W3

21. You use your chess set as a decorative centerpiece.

metacrash

29. You lost on time on a game without a clock.

Conflagration_Planet

You can't even win for a Klondike bar.

bcoburn2

you put the king on his own color.

atarw

32. You try to lose at chess

33. Losing rating points is a honour (I think there was some thread about someone doing that)

Anonymous_U

34. You rook-lift every game.

metacrash

34. You play bughouse with 3 imaginary people. And still lose.

35. You think zugzwang is a German sausage with mustard and relish.

36. You think the King's Indian Attack is a significant event in the French and Indian War.

37. Your opponent checkmated you with a bishop and king vs. king. 

38. You succesfully play the FTL Variation of the Scandinavian as Black:

1RedKnight99

40. You think en passant is a French food.

breakerofwind

41.  You think your opponent is a pissant.

Anonymous_U

42.  You try to mate with a KIng and Minor Piece vs King.

piphilologist

43. You regularly sacrifice your King.

xitvono

you play the Richter Veresov when you really meant to play the Ruy Lopez

atarw

45. You try to mate with King vs king

metacrash

45. You hopelessly try to cover your white pieces in chocolate syrup when your opponent isn't looking so it can be safe from attack.

ChessisGood

47. You still can't win the WCC.

Irontiger

48.You think you could get world champion within a year if you really wanted to.

kradon5953

49. You think the queen is worth more than the king in points.

50. When you attack your oapponent's queen,you blurt out check.

51. When your opponent tells you "check", you ask, " check what?"

atarw

52. You sneak an extra queen on the board

53. Your friend cries when he sees you play (Hint hint cradon)

54. You bet on the other person to beat you in a game.

cradon5953

53. Ppl randomly yell out things ie. losing, terrible, blunder force mate 7 moves (hint hint DaBigOne)

54. You put the letters vertically and the numbers horizontally

55. In notation, you use numbers before the letter

helloyello
jrzmath99 wrote:
DaBigOne wrote:

22. You try to mate yourself

I actually did that once in a puzzle. I was wondering why I couldn't find mate  but then I realized it was my own king.

23. You have never had a game go past the opening, because you always resign after you lose your queen

24. You don't know what the point of Chess.com is

25. You buy an opening book, thinking it opens itself

I did 23 again to get back on track because 11 got skipped.

That means you play chess too little