1,000 Signs You Play Too Much Bullet

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fianchetto123

Lets see how fast we can get 1000 signs! just put a number before each sign and post as many as you want. There have been other threads similar to this, but this one will be interesting. 

So, get posting! 

crypticplague

1. half the moves you make in a 15 minute game are premoves

Master_Kaina

2. u create a forum about it Tongue Out

Bur_Oak

3. You play bullet.

helltank

4. You can think of 1000 signs that you play too much bullet.

KingGeorgeIX

5. You make a post on it.

1RedKnight99

6. You only play chess online because OTB bullet doesn't make sense

VanillaKnightPOC

7. You develop ADHD.

asvpcurtis

you don't take your opponents free pieces just because it would take to long

1RedKnight99

8. You try to get Chess.com to make a 30 seconds per game time control

VanillaKnightPOC

9. You make threads explaining why bullet is more skillful than OTB chess.

gaereagdag

You try to get 1 minute of sleep a night. You are proud of this new discovery. You call it "bullet sleep".

eboix

11. You are too busy thinking about bullet that you don't realize that people might repeat reasons in the 1000-reason list, so it might not actually be a pure 1000-reason list.

eboix

12. Speed becomes essential in life: "Lets see how fast we can get 1000 signs!"

syafiqazizi

13. you hate losing!

helltank

jrzmath, unfortunately we already have a 30 seconds time control. It's called lightning. 

1RedKnight99

no, the lowest is 1 minute

Math0t

14. You start to think bullet is chess.

fianchetto123

15. You are indignant that people would say bullet isn't chess

iixxPROxxii

17. You wish there as a 0.5|0 time control.