34. You refuse to resign after you've moved your only piece remaining, the king, 10 times around the board, knowing your NOT going to win!
1000 signs you suck at chess
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45. You lose to the Damiano Defence. Meaning you lose to 2... f6 as WHITE.
48. You berate good chess players and tell them it won't do anything in the outside world.
49. You have the skiing ability of a drunken dinosaur.
50. You play the sodium attack because you have an extreme addiction to fast food.
51. You think castling out of check is a valid move.
53. You think castling is illegal and question the TD when it happens
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54. When you aren't sure of a "plan" and don't even consider what the opponent is trying to do.
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55. When you call the game "chest" and not "chess." Get the name right people; it isn't that hard of a word! 
56. When you say "castle" and not "rook". ARGH!
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57. Likewise, the Queen isn't the "lighthouse" and the Bishop isn't the "pointy guy."
18 blunder a lot
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RayJiang wrote:
18 blunder a lot
58 you mean 
Yup - apparently I suck at chess too.
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60. When asked what your rating is: respond with the first number you think of. "Umm, 15? What? Yeah...1500." (Reaction of the father in the movie Searching For Bobby Fischer [who knew very little about chess]).
41. You clutter a forum with 8 consecutive posts because you have nothing better to do.