1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

10050. You only play chess when you're banned from Scratch (me)

10051. You only play Yoyle Chess

Fools mate is wild😭

10052 you play all the weird openings on YouTube that only work on 100 elo players

10053 You won a game with 100% accuracy after 53 moves against a gm on chess.com (you cheated)

1009877789988: You lose to me

10054 You "checkmate" the opponent while their bishop is in the corner and there's no checkmate's sound of course

*mistakes: 1. "Checkmate" - "checkmated" 2. is-was

*mistake 3. there's - there was (sorry for my English lol)

10055: you thought you had to sacrifice your queen for the Queen's gambit so you did that

10056. You sleep on your chess books so the answers seep into your head.