1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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@significantpeanut lol

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u look like a monkey

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waht

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If your spelling is bad then you are an 8 year old

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1. I suck at chess but the only person I can beat in chess is my mom she doesn’t know how to play but I teach her how to play chess and she hated and liked, she sucks
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2. I suck
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Rayfamily wrote:

If your spelling is bad then you are an 8 year old

I said "waht" on purpose cuz it sounds cool

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#10057: You capture the king.

#10058: You keep playing after the king is captured.

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U play f6…
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You wanted to get real chess advice here

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Psnoeth wrote:
U play f6…

whats wrong with it

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41.You think knight is the hardest piece
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42:you resign when you lose your king or if the other side promotes into a queen
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“Lose your queen”
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41:You resign when your queen gets captured or your opponent promoted into a queen or misclick and promote your pawn into a bishop.
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10059. You go poopoo in the middle of a hyper-hyperbullet game of 3|0 seconds
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10060. You promote on otb touch move by flipping a pawn and then using your already-taken queen to capture it, then you take ur opponent s king and flips it; last you take your “promoted” queen and puts it on the opponent s king