1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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Rayfamily

10006. you promote a queen to the pawn, then move It backwards

MaestroDelAjedrez2025

You cannot legally move a pawn backwards. That's against the rules of chess

Jayden3000
MaestroDelAjedrez2025 wrote:

You cannot legally move a pawn backwards. That's against the rules of chess

its a joke

WilliamXuan

10007.

THISSSSSSS

RE3_14
WilliamXuan wrote:

10007.

THISSSSSSS

What doesthe little sign next to 31...Kd6 mean? I have never seen it in notation...

MEEP74295
MaestroDelAjedrez2025 wrote:

You cannot legally move a pawn backwards. That's against the rules of chess

That’s the point of the joke

LOSTATCHESS

i look in the mirror

Jayden3000

1000000000: u can’t count

thrillpillgilljill

How is this forum still alive?

Mid-KnightRider
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

14. You lose to your pet hamster.

15. You are somehow very good at suicide chess.

16. Your king is behind your opponent's pawns after 30 moves.

17. You initiate the Fried Liver Attack, thinking you have achieved checkmate.

18. You capture your opponent's queen on the first move.

19. You think kings can move two squares forward on his first move.

20. You cry every time one of your pieces is captured.

If someone low key took my queen on the first move I'd be impressed lol, this guy's better that Magnus! (At cheating)

WilliamXuan

10009. you lose againt steven he and u celebtate

WilliamXuan
RE3_14 wrote:
WilliamXuan wrote:

10007.

THISSSSSSS

What doesthe little sign next to 31...Kd6 mean? I have never seen it in notation...

there isnt that in notation

btw it means low on time

MaxtonJHo
WilliamXuan wrote:

10009. you lose againt steven he and u celebtate

isn't this 9966?

SAOCM

You cheat with bots but you realize you're using Martin.

chippichippicat
You can’t solve the impossible puzzle 🧩
MaxtonJHo

Oh NVM we got to 100000 already

MaxtonJHo

Well this was fun guys bye

MaxtonJHo

It feels sad unfollowing, this has been a part of my life, but here goes

Jayden3000

Ye too much now nothing to say. My last comment:

?????: you leave a sad forum message even tho u didn’t even comment EVEr

harshalpatil2001

https://www.chess.com/blog/harshalpatil2001/3-common-blunders-at-the-1000-elo-level-and-how-to-avoid-themCheckout, I am going to post more improvement focused blogs.