1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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10,010. You uncastle straight into checkmate

You castle, so the king is successfully defending the rook.

Wow this forum was created 15 years ago

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and going strong!!

Classic blunder

no

Yeah this is insane

10,011 you are the best at chess... But you realise you are on inversed mode.

10,1012you say you are learning but you are watching funny chess

10 013 you lose to Fools mate

10 014 you are - 100 elo

10 015 you are spending days on this forum because you are thinking there will be atleat 1 thing not describing you

99999: you can't count

999. U are a skibidi taco in ohio rizzler

10000000000000. hmmm...lemme think...

10019 You use gen alpha language like skibidi

10020: you capture your own king.

Ikr

yeah lol