1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

3980. This is your game

3981. This is your puzzle:

3982. You make a puzzle like this:

3983. This happens:

3987. This happens: 

(yawn)

3988:You think this is stalemate:

Lol

11 more to 4.000

3990.

 You get to super GM elo by playing 500-1000 rated opponents and using the fact that the rating change is fixed and constant (though small) for more than 400 elo of difference 

U say yes when lose the game

this thread gets to 5933 posts and counting

3992. This happened in a game:

I do that in bullet with the Tennison Gambit

that's not stalemate

I have not been on this forum for a year

When I was last on, we just broke 1,000

Now, we're 4 times over. 

Things change

3993. You lose like this:

3994. You think the move Red2 colors two of your pieces red

3995. You spend time writing signs you are not a good chess player. (of course accidentally repeating ones already written)