1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

dude one puzzle was so hard it took me a year

Anyway, 

4063. You think rapid chess is a typo for rabbit chess in which you have to put rabbits on a chessboard and play chess that way with a time control of 9 seconds

 4064: You touch your rook first to castle.

4065. You capture your king 

4066.

You think that the variant mode King of the Hill, is a variant where the pieces act out the episodes of king of the hill

4067. Computer 1 even makes better moves than you

This thread is very soft. I am rated 1000 rapid and I still consider myself a pretty terrible chess player. The original one is much more realistic.

4070. You think @chessnoob4151 and @chessnub4151 is the same person if they played this game:

4071. You a have a special piece named ("insert name here") and you value it more than your king or queen

shame chess.com doesn't have antichess

... go to 4 player mode. it will prove you wrong.

4072. You think KOTL is a chess variant where kings must get to the
a-file or h-file to win

4073. you say "I captured the King"

4074. when the only game you won was by time or abandonment

909. You realize after a year that 909 was forgotten, you also think that you can check with a king. (you can check by moving a king but it is not the one attacking)

4075. You advertise that you are going to be teaching chess, so people sign up, and you finally have people as close to as bad as you are.

4078) This rickrolled you

I won with one second remaining checkmate. Who has done that before

If you want to learn how to play I will teach you how to be a king like me

challenge me and you will lose