1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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9271: you ask: was I white or black?
Answer: neither, you’re the tournament director.
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9272: you trade your queen for 9 pawns
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(You set up the board wrong)
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9273: Your pawns capture forward and they move forward diagonally.
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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-youre-not-a-very-good-chess-player-9163044
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Your opponent’s rating is -999, he/she blunders every move, never won a game. You lost on time.
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That was 9273
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*9274
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I am very happy to used your services

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i am very happy to used for your services 

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9275: you grind avoiding fools mate puzzles for 100 hours, then still fall for it.

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8571: all of your pieces walk to the oppenents side and join them

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9277: Your pieces shout "I resign" before the game starts

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Sightigh wrote:
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

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ItsAlonPlayz wrote:
Sightigh wrote:
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

They shouldnt tbh

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Sightigh wrote:
ItsAlonPlayz wrote:
Sightigh wrote:
9260: You think were almost at 10000 but we haven’t even reached 9000 messages in this forum

thats because some people write multiple in just 1 message, the first ever message in this forum had 10!

They shouldnt tbh

yeah ik but that's why

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You lose to martin even even he only has his king

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9278: You can taste the difference between pepsi and coke

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9279:- you got checkmated, but by someone who had ONLY a king and knight (????)

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9281: Putting all the Queens he can find in the room and throw them at the opposing King and none of them hit the King.