1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

10 013 you lose to Fools mate

10 014 you are - 100 elo

10 015 you are spending days on this forum because you are thinking there will be atleat 1 thing not describing you

99999: you can't count

999. U are a skibidi taco in ohio rizzler

10000000000000. hmmm...lemme think...

10019 You use gen alpha language like skibidi

10020: you capture your own king.

Ikr

yeah lol

Bruh at least I’m not 500 rated LOL.

41: You say “checkmate” on Move 1.

#whatever number: you consider a check is valid only if the other player says "Check" when he checks you...

10022 you are in the news for being bad

that what oeople think

10023. you just suck and blunder queens

This

#10024 you are an iPad kid with no life downvoting everyone

#idc: you have 2 dark square bishops on move 5