10039. You castle your queen.
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
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Jul 8, 2025
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#9183
ChessForEver13 wrote:
10038 You move your pawn 3 squares up
10041... and say it's a very famous variant if someone tells you you can't do that
Jul 10, 2025
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#9184
41 You sneak a piece when your in checkmate so you don't lose but the piece you move doesn't work so you run to your mumma but on the way you step in dog poo and slam into a light pole and fracture your skull and when you get rushed to the hospital and cant afford afford your medical bills and have to camp in the woods with a fractured skull, a sore butt and a poo shoe then you get bitten by a cobra 49 times and you die and go to hell ########KKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO###########
Jul 10, 2025
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#9185
Aria_888 wrote:
41 You sneak a piece when your in checkmate so you don't lose but the piece you move doesn't work so you run to your mumma but on the way you step in dog poo and slam into a light pole and fracture your skull and when you get rushed to the hospital and cant afford afford your medical bills and have to camp in the woods with a fractured skull, a sore butt and a poo shoe then you get bitten by a cobra 49 times and you die and go to hell ########KKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO###########
wtf lol XD
10042: you castle queenside on purpose (extremely confidently) when you're in a very bad position and then you lose
10043: you don't know any openings but these three: king's pawn, queen's pawn and Sicilian (definitely NOT me...)
10043: you don't know any openings but these three: king's pawn, queen's pawn and Sicilian (definitely NOT me...)
Oh yeah and 10044: you try to spam the draw button when you're losing and realise it's gone after two attempts and have no more hope
Jul 13, 2025
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#9188
catkidexe wrote:
You castle your queen and your rook
how the h--- does that happen
I dont need signs, I know definitely: I am trash at chess
awlmills wrote:
Damn
No need to swear, just accept it and keep living
Why is it so long???????
I tried to read the whole thing and after 2 hours gave up
Dragon64win wrote:
Why is it so long???????
Because the OP made a mistake and supplied you with an idea that there are 1,000 signs only
Jul 18, 2025
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#9199
#i don’t even know, you have all your pawns stacked on each other ♟️♟️♟️
10038 You move your pawn 3 squares up