1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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I'm reading this instead of being playing

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thrillpillgilljill wrote:

How is this forum still alive?

Aeric0022 wrote: 1001. I had not learned anything from the 1000 signs, so I should go on with the list.
 

Sorry, I couldn’t get 2 boxes.

Only one.

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you keep losing when you play daily
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lets just stop numbering

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you get this position as white💀

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significantpeanut wrote:

you get this position as white💀

am I drunk or something

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(Some really big number) You are left with a king only, reach the other end and ask for a gender swap
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10045:you blunder your queen on first move
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You sacrifice a piece and game in one move

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10046 U watch one of those how to lose at chess videos and think to yourself what’s he talking about these guys r amazing
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solve a mate 8hrs after the opponent has already won
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you got to choose the position as black

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You jump around bragging after winning an important game not once, but twice OTB on the same day (after being heavily admonished the first time.) I did this once (twice I guess) and I consider it to be my very worst chess mistake and my very worst games, though they were my best OTB wins on the chessboard. Nobody likes a bad sport. Actively practice keeping your emotions in check as you continue on your chess journey, even if you are only playing online.

On a less serious note, a sign that you are a bad chess player is if you stalemate with 9 queens.

Happy chessing!

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You are somehow very good at giveaway chess

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You resign in this position because the opponents pawn can turn into a queen

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When you are trying to castle your queen to do not lose that(My friend)

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lol, u try to promote a queen to a pawn.

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(A absurdly big number) You spend 3 hours to manipulate this situation as white and still didn't know why you lost

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(Another big number) Cry in a tournament out loud