1000 things a dumb chess player would do

200. Underestimating the power of rook.

Look at your pfp, your pfp is an emoji + smiley 

Mishailu's pfp is a painted dog + smiley

Where is the smiley in my PFP?

201. You kill someone when you checkmate your opponent in an arena full of people watching you and your opponent playing chess

Excuse me, my PFP is not a painted dog, it's just a digital art that I found on Google.

203. Fainting and getting admitted to hospital after losing a game.

204. You cheat against your opponent 200 times

206. You play too much blitz or bullet games

I ever saw a thread where playing fast games are not good for your chess skill

You're dumb when you believe all those things other people tell you are not good for you! Only believe mine!

183 being dumb

208. You premove the whole rapid game

So, what do you believe about bullet+blitz

210. Doing random things just for the achievement.

I called it an elephant

Plays d4

Are you sure? 

Play Longer Time Controls...
For many at the beginner-novice level, speed chess tends to be primarily an exercise in moving pieces around faster than your opponent while avoiding checkmate, in hopes that his/her clock runs out sooner than yours.  And/or hoping to notice and exploit your opponent’s blunders while hoping they don't notice yours.  The reason for this is that in speed chess there is little time to think about what you should be doing.

It makes sense that taking more time to think about what you should be doing would promote improvement in your chess skills and results.  An effective way to improve your chess is therefore to play mostly longer time controls, including "daily" chess, so you have time to think about what you should be doing.

This is not to suggest that you should necessarily play exclusively slow or daily time controls, but they should be a significant percentage of your games, at least as much, if not more so than speed games which, while they may be fun, do almost nothing to promote an understanding of how to play the game well.

Here's what IM Jeremy Silman, well-known chess book author, has to say on the topic...
https://www.chess.com/article/view/longer-time-controls-are-more-instructive

And Dan Heisman, well-known chess teacher and chess book author…
https://web.archive.org/web/20140627052239/http:/www.chesscafe.com/text/heisman16.pdf
https://www.chess.com/blog/RussBell/dan-heisman-resources

and the experience of a FIDE Master...
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/how-blitz-and-bullet-rotted-my-brain-don-t-let-it-rot-yours

Learn what you should be doing...

Improving Your Chess - Resources for Beginners and Beyond
https://www.chess.com/blog/RussBell/improving-your-chess-resources-for-beginners-and-beyond

https://www.chess.com/blog/RussBell

You report to chess.com that your opponent is cheating when he/she uses en passant

214. cracking an egg during a chess match