232. Chokes on the knight (horse according to them) in an OTB tournament
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233. Uses Stockfish and still loses
234. Forgets that pawns can move twice
Feb 28, 2023
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235. Thinks that the chess board is a Palace with Kings, Queens, Ministers (Bishop), Horses (Knight) and Soldiers (Pawn)
256. Forgets that pawns can move backwards
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259. Not selecting the 'don't show draw request' button when someone begins spamming draws, and then abandoning game
Mar 1, 2023
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#251
260. Writes the moves of a specific opening on paper and follow it while playing a game to get an achievement.
Mar 1, 2023
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#252
plays the weirdest moves to start with like the first move being bishop e5
ardutgamersus wrote:
plays the weirdest moves to start with like the first move being bishop e5
1.Be5 seems equal but given the psychological shock of such a move i'd give white a slight advantage.
expect someone not to take a queen just because it's guarded.
Mar 1, 2023
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#255
Thinks that because kings can't capture each other, a king and queen can't checkmate a king as that king can just take the queen and he won't be in check from the other king.
Mar 2, 2023
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#257
mishailu wrote:
264. Thinks that stalemate is a checkmate.
Wait... Its Not?!
Mar 2, 2023
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#258
Uses Chess Pieces to play draughts because they can't play chess
Mar 2, 2023
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#259
marcellothearcane wrote:
mishailu wrote:
264. Thinks that stalemate is a checkmate.
Wait... Its Not?!
No, it isn't. It becomes a draw.
231. Would not watch gothamchess GTE