1000 things a dumb chess player would do

Actually this is a highly sophisticated opening only played by the highest level GMs

284. Loses his queen in order to protect the bishop.

285. Plays this: 

286. Moves pawn to attack a knight that's forking their queen and bishop

287. Play 1. Kxe8

289. Eats the pieces he/she captured

They must think the pawn is a salt shaker.

290. Believes everything that ChessGPT bot says.

291. Thinks that they can chat with bots while playing.

292. plays the stonewall as white

293. Thinks that watching movies will make him better at chess.

Assume that everyone has the same degree of aptitude for chess.

Please put the number.

296. He / She in the intervening part of the game abruptly descants to his opponent about unpremeditated possessions and doesn't even consider the clock is losing chronology and he / she relinquishes the game

297,  Only opening they know is scholars mate and uses that every game.  Usually resigns after they loose the queen

298 . fork a king, queen and then go move a random pawn

299. Resigns after they loose their rook.

300. Try and use enpassant on an enemy pawn in the wrong position then resign because they think the game is broken

301. Tries to capture a pawn when his king is in check.