1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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22. not play fischer's defense against the king's gambit

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25. continue moving the post to the wrong category after the post was posted in the wrong category @bananapeeleater

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27. You managed to achieve the world record of first negative elo
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28. You reach the pawn to the end of the board and say “king me”
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29. You reach a pawn to the end of the board and say “pawn me”
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30. You tried to write a book about chess but you called the rooks castles (I actually read a book that did-)
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31. You had to go to a speech therapist to stop calling the knights horses
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@ThunderAtSea, I used to play the Fischer Defense, but I switched to the Schallop Defense. There is an excellent video by GM Naroditsky.

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pianoplayerjames wrote:

25. continue moving the post to the wrong category after the post was posted in the wrong category @bananapeeleater

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sorry I posted this in the wrong area

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#39 There actually look more like horses than knights

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They*

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34. His/her king is in check but continues capturing pawns

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36. They think black is first

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(I lost the number). There is no space between the kings in a standard game mode.

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40 you ask if this is checkmate and wait for your opponent to respond (a friend of mine does this) 

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41#says checkmate when he mates own self

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42, on the first move, they play Qxe8 checkmate

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He sacrifices his queen for. A pawnn and a Knight witch he loses

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He thinks a pawn is a fish

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Playing Qg4 when a knight, bishop, and pawn all control that square.