1000 things a dumb chess player would do

379 eat healthy

401. doesn't play the bongcloud

3.14

of pie during a chess game

""pi""

407. Plays chess and checkers together.

409. Cant solve any puzzle including this even with stockfish.

411. Thinks that a queen can move anywhere.

Something that always occur anywhere on the internet forums, assume everybody is in your own time zone.

Has a language that use "eat pieces" instead of "capture pieces", and makes a literal translation.

414. Values queen over king

This is -11 for black. He can push his pawns

415. Does Scholar’s mate bishop first

416. Attempts Scholar’s mate when there is a piece that will take the queen

417. Wants to arrest his opponent's king.

418. thinks pawn can promote to king

532 drink vodka

419. Beat me >: (

420. think they are winning because opponent is running out of time but they end up being checkmated