445. Gives up
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446. tries to scholar mate and then blunders queen
447.Stops playing chess
supermarshadow wrote:
443. Says "Who farted?", causing the entire house to go bananas, with themselves playing blitz and having about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds left.
Sorry but I have to ask, who did this and in what context?
448. plays hyper and lets every valuable piece be taken so they can win by time
449. Practices Martial Arts instead of doing his/her chess homework and challenges his opponent for a fight instead of playing chess during a chess tournaments.
[That could actually happen LOL🤣🤣🤣]
450. Doesnt notice a rook above his queen after capturing a pawn with his queen
451. promoting a pawn to a queen not realising the opponent has not moved their rook in the game.
452. Demands a penthouse plus a salary raise from the tournament director after his promotion on move 38.
453. Thinks international chess is like all the other chess variants
454. Plays suicide chess and just commits suicide themselves
455. Sign on to a mission to Mars to become the World Champion there.
Arisktotle wrote:
455. Sign on to a mission to Mars to become the World Champion there.
They would win easily on time.
456. Cheats but still loses on time
Jun 4, 2023
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#456
457.They were playing bullet chess but dropped their phone in the toilet
Jun 4, 2023
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#457
dashygalaxy wrote:
425. Thinking bishop and rook are the same value
In 4 player chess it is though
dashygalaxy wrote:
427. Offers a draw when he is losing
that is incorrect in my opinion Offers a draw when winning is bad not losing
Jun 5, 2023
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458. Does not realize that his opponent has protected the f7 pawn from the Wayard queen attack, and takes on f7 with the queen anyway.
I mean this:
444. Plays the sodium attack with a salt shaker