Qa8#
Mate in one (wrong answers only)

Bz94 to Bk67# oh wait thats not check so Kd8 becuz I like cozy places oh wait not there Kxf6 or Kxe6 or Kxd6 because theyre free pieces and they are alll checks DUH myself

Just have king go to D7 and threa- *king gets eaten by other king*...
but we could just vote for another one later, now Imma take the king with the Amazon from D11
Qxz-5924#