1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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Zachy42

460. Resign when they are up +20 material.

knighthunter2024

461. resign when they can mate in one move 30 different ways

SomersetOX

flag because your opponent is having rating 1

Zachy42

463. Have a party when they reach 150 rapid rating.

MondayNightRAW

464. Can't seem to grasp the fact that 1. e4, e5 2. Qxe8 doesn't exist.

prochessplayer5298
465. Think you can capture your own rook in Chess 960
prochessplayer5298
Because in Lichess you see the capture sign around your rook
prochessplayer5298
466. They think that Chess 960 you can play 960 moves but you actually can’t
funnynotfunny

466. thinks the timer is score

BOWTOTHETOAST

467- When playing online thinks of the label next to a move on how much time usage was done on that move as how good that move was.

BOWTOTHETOAST

468(When playing over the board).Plays KXF2 as the first move.

Sack_o_Potatoes

plays dumb

yolosolo123
469) they call the knight a horse
QueenJisooAma

470. They don't use the Queen

QueenJisooAma

471.would lose

QueenJisooAma

472.Would give his queen

yolosolo123

473) sacrifices the king and call it kings gambit

bibidibabadibobodi

474 premoves into fools mate

SomersetOX

they forgot how to move a pawn

BombCraft

16. gets stamina vessels in zelda tears of the kingdom instead of heart containers (same goes for botw)