*475. *476.
477. en passant captures a knight (i did that once)
478. Annotates games like this:
495: permabans me from https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/5974533
496: thinks the advantage is math
497: calls rooks "towers"
498: castles kingside instead of queenside
499: uses blasters in splatoon
500: thinks that "we're halfway there" means his life is half over
501: ASKS ME WHY I SUPPORT UKRAINE 💀
502: swears in russian when i beat him
503: simps for mipha
504: uses galarian stunfisk in pokemon go
505: thinks milkshake by meganeko is a bad song
506: hates furries
507: doesnt sub to TangerineFish on youtube
508: doesnt follow https://scratch.mit.edu/users/BombCraft
509: does not want to be turned into a marketable plushie but gets turned into one anyway because yes.
510: murders a family of 4 while watching pointcrow on youtube.
17. thinks this is the stockfish best opening: