1000 things a dumb chess player would do

47. he/she resigns on the 1st move

48 make stupid forums

49: blubders quern

50. Tries to castle when given a check.

51.Contributes to this topic

Moves the queen to 8th rank and demotes it to a pawn

He tries to cash in his check and whwn he cant he goes on strike

Plays g4 and h4 on 1st and 2nd moves

55. Forgets to come to the tournament

56. Forgets how to play chess

57. Thinks that a rook can fly

58. Thinks the rook moves like a knight and a knight moves like a rook

59. Replaces rooks with mini-TNT 

Play f4.e5 and not capture the pawn and play g3.exf4.gxf4 and Qh4#

Plays z 1000

62. Plays a game OTB and thinks it's a daily game, makes a move, writes down a couple of conditional moves, gives them to the moderator, and walks away, planning to return in a couple days.

Thinks a bishop is holy and loves it more then a queen and a king

63. Respond "EZ" to the daily puzzle.

64. Thinks queens are worth 3 points of material and each pawn is 5

Therefore the opponent will gladly sacrifice their queen for a pawn

Thinks en passant is a dish