1000 things a dumb chess player would do
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65. Moves other pieces when in check
After checkmating, decides it's not enough and kills the opponent IRL
67. Does Blitz rounds and relies on timeout to win
68. Cheat
Castles while bei
Sorry said the wrong thing I ment castles while being in check
70. Drives own self into a corner then gets checkmated
Sali6554 wrote:
70. Drives own self into a corner then gets checkmated
71. Forgets to place white king in a setup position 
72. plays e4 and qh5 all the time
73. Attacks with a king.
75. Castles while the king and rook have moved many times
Plays 1.e4, f6 2.d4, e5 thinking he's playing the Caro-Kann. (actually happened).
Nov 23, 2022
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vidishakhangar wrote:
73. Attacks with a king.
That's not entirely true. It was the first World Champion, Wilhelm Steinitz' advice, "The King is a strong piece. Use him!"
Some of his successful games played insane looking gambit lines that included his king being activated, moving to the center of the board before the endgame; defending center pawns and trying to hunt his opponent's queen rather than castling.
Gambitiodic wrote: defending center pawns and trying to hunt his opponent's queen rather than castling.
now thats cool
77. Falls for the trap when they let you in the center
Thinks en passant is a dish