1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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ardutgamersus
DragonGamer231 wrote:
TheTreadmill wrote:

after falling for this trap for the 50th time, screaming "HOW DO I EVEN STOP IT?!?!"

Note that your king defends f7, so there isn't actually a threat there. Therefore, simply defend the threat on the pawn. If you see that your pawn keeps getting captured, simply defend it the next time you come into this situation. Try Nc6.

thx for advic

MagnosCarlyson

dosent realize his opponents time ran out

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
arjunjagan wrote:

dosent realize his opponents time ran out

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mishailu

Checkmating their opponent without knowing.

supermarshadow

Watches Gotham Chess lose in three seconds by premoving while playing ultrabullet. 

dude0812
BananaPeelEater wrote:

8. he en passants your knight... (lol my opponent once did this to me in an otb tournament)

This made me laugh

deadmemer1
Sali6554 wrote:

70. Drives own self into a corner then gets checkmated


 

71. Doesn't even realize this isn't a legal position for 2 reasons nor is it a checkmate regardless

Duck

72. Changes their username to Duck

deadmemer1
Duck wrote:

72. Changes their username to Duck

How was duck not taken anyway?

Soybeanmaster96

Not play e4 e5 because only beta simps play e4 e6 or e4 d5 or e4 c5 or e4 c6 or e4 nf6 or e4 g6 or e4 b6. Gigachad alpha sigmas play e4 e5

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
deadmemer1 wrote:
Duck wrote:

72. Changes their username to Duck

How was duck not taken anyway?

I think if you have a premium account you can get your user changed to one of an inactive member, and duck was probably from an inactive user.

YohanRauth

bums

deadmemer1
CreamySucker wrote:

bums

Creamy Sucker

YohanRauth

u are wierd

 

 

mishailu

Allowing his opponent to checkmate him.

MrDogFace

Get his knight trapped after refusing the Danish Gambit

mishailu

Aiming for a check which turns into a checkmate without him knowing.

Ilampozhil25

134) loses count of the numbers by

a) not posting them to confuse others

b) deliberately put the wrong one

Ilampozhil25

yes i counted and yes this would be impossible for a longer thread

deadmemer1

This post is turning cringe