after falling for this trap for the 50th time, screaming "HOW DO I EVEN STOP IT?!?!"
Note that your king defends f7, so there isn't actually a threat there. Therefore, simply defend the threat on the pawn. If you see that your pawn keeps getting captured, simply defend it the next time you come into this situation. Try Nc6.
thx for advic
dosent realize his opponents time ran out
reanimate a topic 28 days dead 
Watches Gotham Chess lose in three seconds by premoving while playing ultrabullet.
8. he en passants your knight... (lol my opponent once did this to me in an otb tournament)
This made me laugh
70. Drives own self into a corner then gets checkmated
71. Doesn't even realize this isn't a legal position for 2 reasons nor is it a checkmate regardless
72. Changes their username to Duck
How was duck not taken anyway?
Not play e4 e5 because only beta simps play e4 e6 or e4 d5 or e4 c5 or e4 c6 or e4 nf6 or e4 g6 or e4 b6. Gigachad alpha sigmas play e4 e5
72. Changes their username to Duck
How was duck not taken anyway?
I think if you have a premium account you can get your user changed to one of an inactive member, and duck was probably from an inactive user.
bums
u are wierd
Get his knight trapped after refusing the Danish Gambit
134) loses count of the numbers by
a) not posting them to confuse others
b) deliberately put the wrong one
is stupid enough to fail like this