1000 ways of get injured playing chess
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you play chess on chess.com but the atomic variant makes you explode into a barricade of nuclear waste.
you play chess in the most normal way ever that you die of boredom.
you eat the chess pieces.
you make chess pieces into smoothie (considering that they are made out of salt) and eat it. Eat this daily until you die of high sodium & cholesterol.
your hand explodes because of you are moving the king back and forth rapidly because you have 1.3 seconds left of your turn. You lose too much blood, and you die.
22 days ago
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#547
#407: Your king arrests you for treason (for being 200 ELO and losing every time) and sentences you to death
22 days ago
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#548
You just made 67 blunders in a row, so your computer that you were playing at exploded
#409: one of your pawns violently explodes in your face when you move It to a wrong square (ilegal move) while playing a chess game in an utopian regime controlled & ruled mostly by AI
#411: cervical subluxation after sitting for hours playing
21 days ago
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#553
bro is ragebaited or mentally ill he thinks he is texting his friend but oops he made a public post bro gives cancer because he is cancer bro and safety goggles for cancer it is just crazy imagine you are wearing safety goggles to a avoid cancer . wth
#412:
You’re casually playing spell chess when the opponent then freezes you. Then, you get frostbite and fall unconscious of the lack of oxygen.
Press the clock too hard and break ur hand
20 days ago
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#556
bro is ragebaited or mentally ill he thinks he is texting his friend but oops he made a public post bro gives cancer because he is cancer bro and safety goggles for cancer it is just crazy imagine you are wearing safety goggles to a avoid cancer . wth
I think revolutionary dragon didnt read the name of the forum, cuz i did litterally just that. So to be clear this time: Here is another way to get injured at chess:
You play the new duolingo chess course. But then you blunder and Duo comes to your house. You're cooked.
You're playing chess on a periodic table. You plan to fianchetto on the kingside, so you move your pawn from g2, which contains radium giving you cancer, to g3, which contains actinium, emitting intense alpha rays. One move later, you successfully fianchettoed your bishop with only a little cancer and a few ray injuries, but at least you put on your safety goggles before the match.