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1000 ways of get injured playing chess
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wow, that is weird.
Next will be the #310.
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nicely done. what was putin saying, and was his blood black?
JayBo308 wrote:
I dreamed I was playing Putin on a chessboard of dark squares sky blue, light squares yellow like Ukrainian flag. I opened up e- and d- files, rolled rooks, tanks, armored cavalry horses, queen, clergy bishops and any available infantry pawns straight up the road to Moscow and bloodied his nose in the queenside corner!!!
Putin can judo drop your ass.
and he's got the bomb.
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if theres a hot war can it be between hit b*tches. I support both of them, and the f*ck both of them.
Try to keep this relatively clean ple*se. Ok jaybo and edb ? K
I'll keep the sex clean, dont worry. lol.
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Farewell.
JayBo308 wrote:
Thx, drinkyourhealth, I'm out of this forum for now, until future events warrant further discussion.
Np
312. Some bystanders are gambling over your game. Somebody going for your opponent sees that you are drinking coke, and he secretly replaces it with wine. You drink it, you didn't know it taste like wine and keep on drinking it. You get more coke from your bag, and they replace it with wine. You drink 11 glasses of it. (Wine = 9% of Alcohol, so 11 times 9% = 99%) You get drunk, start to make stupid moves and lose the game. You kick your opponent, and the police came to arrest you. You kick the police, so now you are sentence to 5 years of jail. You do crazy things (since you are drunk) and now sentenced to 10 years, no 20, no 40, no 80 years of jail. No, 100 years of jail. They think it's too much and drive you to the execution centre. When thwy drive past a jail, you found a mine and threw it at a wall. The car stops, and 100 drunk prisoners break out and start to attack. The police calls more police, before getting knocked onto the ground. A police helicopter arrives, looks at the battle and decides to drop a stink bomb to make all of you faint. You were still drunk, and pulled a funny face at the helicopter, they were distracted and instead of dropping a stink bomb, they dropped a...
NUCLEAR BOMB!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead.
Wait, I'm no finished yet. Because of the explosion, World War 3 starts. And aliens (!?!?!?!?) joined in and activated their doomsday device, It summons 108286371256484846392715384538459683738372826588363974639 earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes and bushfires all over the world. After three days every body dies.
News headlines(for aliens):
Human race extinct. We rule their world now!
World War three:
Humans:0 Aliens:1
#313: After 4574 hours playing chess against noobs you realize that you wasted half of your life and there is no hope for the last neurons in your head. 4 of the neurons decide to make a revolution and kill the other 64 neurons. But all the 4 neurons want to be honoured as the last neuron, so they destroy their synapse connections in order to become independent. After the independence they realize they are going to die soon, so 3 of them suicide and the other 1 dies by loneliness.......CIA installs a computer chip in your brain in one of their "experiments" and you become inmortal until you meet another opponent in chess.com who realizes you play computer moves and sends you a triple virus in a pm saying: "Click here to get 10$". Your chip explodes to protect the CIA files and micro-pieces of your head feed the CIA's garden.
-----Scores-----------:
Opponent1 1 - you 0
Last neuron honoured ad the Last neuron in your head 1 - rest of neurons 0 - you -79994
CIA 3 - you 0
Opponent2 4 - you 0
CIA's chip 7 - micro-pieces of your head 0
Tree in CIA's garden 4.2 - micro-pieces of your head 0
fake 10$ 1 - you 0
Other trees and bushes near in the CIA's garden : 2.7 - micro-pieces of your head 0
Nice funny reasons here! :)
314. This number make you think of pi (3.14159265359979323846... etc). While you were playing a chess game you kept on thinking of the number pi...
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342 1170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229 4895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821 3393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820 466521384146951941511609...
And your mind explodes trying to figure out what the next digit was.
hollusunate and die