1000 ways of get injured playing chess

If you try to eat one of the pieces lol

EARTHQUAKE

I've played chess with pieces that were chot glasses, filled with vodka, I lost. And got hurt. 

SO MUCH MASOCHISM IN ONE THREAD

#73 You beat someone so badly they try to eat your heart.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/01/13/chess-match-murder/4462913/

71. You take bullet chess literally. Loser takes a bullet in the arm or legs.

Fucking the kings queen in a daring love triangle, then being eliminated in the heat of passion.

Guys we're on 77. now...

Playing against a dictator and beating him :L

78. You thought checkmate means get murdered so when you get checkmated...you know the rest.

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79. You thought pawns taste like prawns so you eat pawns

80. You use a knife to move your pieces (not to mention to hold it at the sharp point!)

81. You think of war while you play chess, and then you faint ( and fall on pieces with sharp edges) when you see pictures of tanks on the wall

82. The C4 square is a c4

I don't get it.

TonyZhao wrote:

82. The C4 square is a c4

What does it mean? Is it in a different language?

the C4 square is an explosive c4

now do u get it

Yes I do now

84. You make your opponent's king explosive so you think you can win. But he moved his king to your side of the board and you get exploded instead