#100: You are on an important tournament, for which you have been preparing very hard; you are puzzled thinking about a move to avoid the checkmate, but your opponent doesn't care and moves by second time, giving you a checkmate. You turn so angry that you stand up to hit your opponent, but you step on a banana's rests(left by youtr opponent) slip and fall, breaking your arm, leg and head.
Opponent: 1 you: 0
We reached 100 btw;D
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:
We reached 100 btw;D
We're actually on 102. Next person's is 103
#103: You are celebrating a victory against the best player of the tournament(who blundered), you won a 1 000 000 $ prize , you are celebrating like crazy, jumping happily on the table ,pple sing a song in your honour ... and all is fun and jokes until you jump from the table and the ventilator which is hanging from ceiling quarts your head.
Opponent takes the prize.
Opponent :1 you: 0
We're on 103! not 101
Ook, sorry
Wait... i just realized we are talking about "10000 ways to die playing chess" and not "..get injured" llolllL
lol, maybe because die= severely severely severely severely severely severely severely severely injured
Did someone rename this topic? I thought we were mainly discussing chess injuries ...
I renamed, thought it would be more appropiate, because every story ends in death or almost death
Ok changed it back
You make your move to quick...your opponent does a brillian exchange sacrifice tactical maneuver on your over-confident self...you get checkmated...you scream with anger and get up and walk away from the computer heated with fire in your eyes...you try to calm down by grabbing a beer out of the fridge...you drink more than you should...your still angry so you decide to go for a drive to the local strip club...on the way you get cut off by some yahoo texting and driving...your judgement is impaired because you drank to much...you fish-tail and hit a tree...your car burst into flames and you struggle to get out of the car before you sustain serious burns...you land in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns. DONT MAKE QUICK MOVES ON THE BOARD if you dont want to land in the emergency room.
u play online chess with 14 days for time and u r on vacation when u come back u completely forget about it until u lose on time, u pound the computer and the wire and get electrified
71. You take bullet chess literally. Loser takes a bullet in the arm or legs.
nice one
106. When you shake hands with your opponent you didn't know he has a very pointy bishop is his hand and he stabs your hand hard
107. Play near a cliff and down the cliff there are 20 killer whales 40 sharks 60 blue ring octopus 80 carbs 100 electric eels
108. You become intensely absorbed in your game, and forget to drink water. Your lips become chapped.
109. You draw an excellent game with your opponent. You shake hands, but unbeknownst to you, your opponent is suffering from a highly contagious and fatal disease, that you now just contracted.
#99. A rude trash-talking chess player, after hustling yet another speed chess victim, laughs so hard that he inhales a pawn and chokes on it.