4.share with them a youtube video that is 2 hours long
5.bomb their house
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6.ask them to do a puzzle battle but you don't create the game
7.convince them to eat breakfast/lunch/supper
8. En passant 😎
Jun 18, 2021
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#6
10. Hack a 15 second game so that you get 10 sec increment every move and your opponent has no increment
11. Deliver a strong check that forces En Passant and report him for hacks
lol
12.let them post a new comment in here 
wierdest checkmate ever
@snoozyman
Winning on time in blitz or bullet isn’t coward- it’s brains.
Winning on time in blitz or bullet isn’t coward- it’s brains.
make them press Ctrl + w
Jul 6, 2021
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#12
14. Win by resignation
15. Win on time
16. Win by checkmate
17. Send them so many 1 cent twitch donations they cant see their screen and therefore run out of time. (You made the money you spent back because it wound up on a popular clips channel)
My version
q2rr2q/1q4q1/2q2q2/r2KK2r/r2KK2r/2q2q2/1q4q1/q2rr2q w - - 0 1
dalen764 escribió:
18. Play a super long game and force their device to overheat or die from loss of battery
19. Play with his account.
Oct 19, 2021
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#15
20. Play a move that forces en passant and then win the game on time (since the noob opponent doesn't know about "that weird pawn glitch").
Oct 19, 2021
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#17
Play really insipidly in the opening to lull them into a false sense of security.
21. nuke their location
22. threaten them with their ip adress
1.hack their computer
2.shoot at their computer until it breakes
3.convince them to read this