1000 Worst Things To Do While Burning Beans
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62. Gasoline
63. eating bananas and bean ashes and farting
KAISO2 wrote:
63. eating bananas and bean ashes and farting
Thank you! We think bananas are the best and gorillas like them too; gorillas love to fart too...
64. Burping your burnt beans so much that strange colors come out of your mouth.
65. Climbing a tall beanstalk to get away from the burned beans only to have the beanstalk burn up on you.
66. Burning a ham you had earlier lost.
67. Eating the burnt beans.
68. Burning your frijoles over and over for the holidays while singing, "Feliz Never Dead" (You know? like Feliz Navidad?) - er, make that, "Frijoles Never Dead"...
69. Eating a burnt gorilla while you are cutting the cheese.
70. Grilling a burnt eatery while cheesing the cut.
70. Grilling a burnt eatery while cheesing the cut.
70. Trying to comment on this thread.
17rileyc wrote:
70. Grilling a burnt eatery while cheesing the cut.
Riley, let's go grill a burnt eatery while cheesing the cut, okay?
Are you free tomorrow, brother?
bluebirdbattery wrote:
1. Burn beans after eating the burned beans.
71. Burn beans after meeting the burned beans. "Well hello there, are you Mr. Focker?"
"No, I am just a burned bean. How do you do my good sir?"
"Quite well, my good sir; pardon, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
72. Burn beans after greeting the burned beans. "Hola, firejoles! It's so nice and warm in here, why won't we go talk over by the fireplace, eh? Cozy, cozy, eh? Hey, Lupita, you gonna finish that fish taco, honey? Can daddy have it? Give me the fish taco, Lupey, and nobody gets hurt."
73. Burn beans after seating the burned beans. "Excuse me, my good bean sir, may I take your coat for you? It should slip right off. Yes, here's a program for tonight's concert."
"Oh no, not Brahms' Second again... That just burns me under my skin..."
74. Burn beans after cheating the burned beans.
"But e2-e9 has always bean a good move in the past!"
"Well ain't you just slicker than a boiled onion, son?"
75. Burn beans after deleting the burned beans.
[COMMENT DELETED] - [OH, NO, POLEEZE! DON'T DELETE ME! I AM JUST A BURNT BEAN, MAN! WHAT DEED I EVER DO TO YOU?!]
60. While playing Mad Libs.
61...and eating beans (or at least their ashy nothingness) and farting some more...