1000 Worst Things To Do While Burning Beans

You've been gone too long! Welcome back, old buddy! Let me guess,

you've been burning the beans this whole time. Congratulations. But what

else have you been up to? Please tell all, or at least tell some! 

95. Burning up your batteries.

Is that No. 96, or are you just being rude?

Buy a truck

97. Dye a duck

98. Burning the frijoles inside your spacesuit.

99. "Ninety-nine bottles of burnt beans on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of burnt beans, take one down, and pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of burnt beans on the wall."

100. Continue looking for a job in the beans sector.

101. One hundred and one dalmatians eatin' burnt beans.

102. On the 102nd day of Christmas my true love game to me, 102 Mexican jumping beans that were really burnt beans in disguise, and a partridge in a pear tree.

103. Running out of campfire fuel when you're a parakeet-cowboy.