10000 things a very very very very very very very very very very very dumb chess player would do


Playing as white and 1.f3 e5 2.g4?? Qh4#
or this checkmate in king of the hill (really some of my opponents has done this dumb mistake! :\)
1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Ke7?? 3. Qxe5#
LoL
Calling the arbiter thinking it s a checkmate, while it was actually just a botez gambit(for those who like football: Pen ref! moment)

Lose on time with a M1 on the board : [Event "valoulala vs. Itzz_Shubham"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2023-09-20"] [White "valoulala"] [Black "Itzz_Shubham"] [Result "1-0"] [WhiteElo "580"] [BlackElo "556"] [TimeControl "180"] [Termination "valoulala won on time"] 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bc5 5. d3 d6 6. Qe2 O-O 7. Be3 Bb6 8. Bxb6 axb6 9. d4 exd4 10. Nb5 Na5 11. Nbxd4 c5 12. Nb3 Re8 13. Ng5 Be6 14. Bxe6 fxe6 15. O-O d5 16. exd5 exd5 17. Qf3 Nc4 18. Rfe1 Nxb2 19. Rxe8+ Qxe8 20. Kf1 Nc4 21. Re1 Qc6 22. Qh3 Ra3 23. Qxh7+ Nxh7 24. Re8+ Qxe8 25. Nxh7 Nd2+ 26. Kg1 1-0