10000 things a very very very very very very very very very very very dumb chess player would do

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Arisktotle

He would write his opening repertoire on his inside handpalm with a very very very very very very very very very very very tiny font-size - and then couldn't read it back.

albusbluderdore
Doesn’t play the EGG gambit
albusbluderdore
Om-noms too much in a Tennison gambit-(NUKE InComING WOaHhHhH!!)
xxKaiju08xx
Nuke?!
albusbluderdore
Ye watch the intercontinental ballistic missile video on YouTube
albusbluderdore
Use a white pawn cuz they r missing 1 of the black pawns but have an extra white pawn
Spr_chess_intermediate

When those players say that they can beat you in chess IRL, they actually mean that they can can literally beat you during the chess game...

© @farazbun

albusbluderdore
Play the danish gambit
xxKaiju08xx
Paints their pieces white when they are black
Spr_chess_intermediate
vinaygore a écrit :
Play the danish gambit

Hey, are you telling I'm very very very very very very very very very very very dumb...

Spr_chess_intermediate

Play the Ruy Lopez

justin2357a
Set up the chessboard like this
Spr_chess_intermediate
They could also set the position like this
xxKaiju08xx

Poops in his pants

xxKaiju08xx
Brush