10000 things a very very very very very very very very very very very dumb chess player would do

When those players say that they can beat you in chess IRL, they actually mean that they can can literally beat you during the chess game...
© @farazbun
He would write his opening repertoire on his inside handpalm with a very very very very very very very very very very very tiny font-size - and then couldn't read it back.