1001-2000 worst things to do while playing chess

1001. Not sleeping at night.

1002. Undying

1003. Finding the new post site and establishing a knight outpost on it before you have uncastled.

1004. Undrying at the chessboard.

1005. Starting a pointless forum.

1006. Staring at pointillistic paintings too long while thinking of a good move until all the moves start to look like dots on a chessboard.

1006. Gambling.

1007. Resigning because your opponent offered a draw.

1008. Dying after undying.

1009. Undying after dying after undying.

1010. Using binary for post 1010.

1011. Offering a draw when your opponent says that he resigns.

1012. Finding a second T-Rex in the phone book.

Can we change the name of the post title to 1,001 - 2,000 Worster Things To Do While Playing Chess or would people confuse that with Worcestershire sauce?

1013. Finding a stegosaurus in the fridge.

Making up words like 'worster'.

1014. Play deep red.

1015. Play deep green.

1016. Play light blue.

1017. Play (insert name here)

Yes, perhaps "Worcester"?

Nah, it makes me wanna eat Boston baked beans, while "more worst"
or "more worster" might set a poor example grammatically, and "wurst"
or "more wurst" would get people wanting to go to Germany for Oktoberfest early rather than posting on the thread. 

Yep: worster it is!

I already submitted #1014.

kleelof wrote:

Making up words like 'worster'.

1018. Not making up words like worster.

1019. Not caring about who wrote number 1014 first.

Perhaps you might add counting to your things to do.

Do you know why they call ChessPlayinDude47 the Count?

Because I Rrrrrrreally love to count.

I count the spiders in the hall.

I count the cobwebs in the forum.

But I cannot for the life of me Rrrlol my arse - er, make that my Rrrrrs!

ROAR!